everythingmasseffect:

i-dont-geth-it:

This one is simply great

I’ve always wondered that.

I think it’s a first-come-first-serve thing.

acunamatata:

Olympic athletes have medals, NASA has space exploration/new intelligence, animals have survival, what is my ultimate goal?

Pizza, man.

wei723:

demonoflight:

I found this really amazing Citadel DLC soundboard (comes in two parts) and I’ve just been listening to it and alternating between laughing my ass off and going ‘awwww’ at things. (And getting sort of grossed out by the James romance dialogue but I hear a…

A little bit of Garrus on my mind

(Source: choco-minto)

rebelgetby:

nickfuryseye:

swapped personalities with Iron man

became the boss of thor

I hugged Captain America… Sploosh.

femshep:

queenofantiva:

http://www.spike.com/events/video-game-awards-2012-nominees/voting/best-performance-by-a-human-female

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE. 
This fandom knows who that award rightfully belongs to,
Jennifer mother fucking Hale.

vote for me, N7s.

The real-life version of this could have a shot with me.
And then another one.
And another one.
And possibly all night long.
He wouldn’t be able to fall asleep with me by his side.
And we would die of lethal exhaustion, dehydration or soreness. Can you actually die of soreness? I think you can die of soreness.
Great, now I need a cold shower.

masseffectisthebest:

One By One

WEEEHEELL, she sort of blew up the bad mechs, sent everything flying with her biotics, shot a gunship with her grenade launcher and dragged Daddy’s unconscious ass to the shuttle.

314eater:

who are you

and whats your favorite color

I am your mother’s reproductive organs. And my favourite colour is black.